Everything Wrong with Today's Youth

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DMT Experience

Preface – DMT Information I had the most terrifying and profound experience of my life recently. Yes. It involved a hallucinogenic drug - but I promise this article is not an … Continue reading

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DMT Q&A with John Jr

As those of you who follow EWWTY know, I published an article last month detailing my experience with DMT. If you haven’t read it you should do so now, it’s really … Continue reading

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012 · 5 Comments

Understanding the Death of Trayvon Martin

I was going to write something about this story (VIDEO), in which a seventeen-year-old black boy named Trayvon Martin was shot and killed by a white man named George Zimmerman … Continue reading

Sunday, March 18th, 2012 · 6 Comments

Our government just made spying easier -- spying on us!

Reblogged from Eideard: Daylife/Getty Images used by permission Yes – we stopped George W. Bush from doing this – but, you can trust us! The Obama administration is moving to … Continue reading

Tuesday, March 13th, 2012 · 2 Comments

Yahoo Sues Facebook Over Patent

In a lawsuit filed today in San Jose, California, Yahoo is claiming Facebook violated ten of its advertising-system patents. msnbc.com reports: Yahoo sued Facebook on Monday over 10 patents that … Continue reading

Monday, March 12th, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Senility

I had one of those moments today where I though of something really good to write about. And then life threw a minor distraction my way, diverging my train of … Continue reading

Sunday, March 11th, 2012 · 1 Comment

Reasons Mormons are Weird: Volume One

Surfing through the sewer that is American internet news publications, I came across the following story, which is an elaboration upon an issue msnbc.com has covered at least once prior: … Continue reading

Friday, March 9th, 2012 · 2 Comments

Holy Gonads: A Year of Blogging

Whilst browsing this blog today in order to ensure nothing is askew, I noticed a little detail. Both the first and last month listed under my “Archive” section are March. … Continue reading

Wednesday, March 7th, 2012 · 4 Comments

Misconduct review imminent for Anti-Obama judge

LA Times reports: The Judicial Council of the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals opened a misconduct review of Montana’s chief federal District Court judge for forwarding a racially charged … Continue reading

Friday, March 2nd, 2012 · 1 Comment

Bank of America Still Scheming to get Your Money

Bottom Line – Bank of America reportedly considering new checking fees msnbc.com Bank of America, the nation’s second-largest bank in terms of assets, is planning to make changes to its … Continue reading

Thursday, March 1st, 2012 · 1 Comment

Debunking claims of climate hoaxes, or evidence of the End of Civilization as We Know It

Reblogged from Millard Fillmore's Bathtub: Found this on the Grist site today: Grist infographic: Idea of climate change hoax makes no sense The problem?  Far too many people not only … Continue reading

Thursday, March 1st, 2012 · 2 Comments

My Drunk Uncle, Herman Cain…

I hope this doesn’t sound racist… Herman Cain sounds like my drunk uncle. Not the cool drunk uncle who tells us funny sex stories and randomly passes out in his … Continue reading

Thursday, January 26th, 2012 · Leave a Comment

Don’t Touch My Goddamn Internet

Have you Google searched the word SOPA this past week? Have you noticed the Facebook statuses about how the passing of SOPA will literally destroy all mankind, by taking away … Continue reading

Wednesday, January 18th, 2012 · 3 Comments

Adding Up Slavery

When I was a child I learned about slavery and some teachers were extremely creative in their method of teaching the sensitive subject matter. However, this story takes creativity to … Continue reading

Thursday, January 12th, 2012 · 2 Comments

What’d He Say Wrong?

I didn’t even read this “attack-ad” Huffington Post article that came with the video, but I could only imagine it saying something to the degree of “Santorum bashes gays, by … Continue reading

Thursday, January 5th, 2012 · Leave a Comment

When God Speaks…

As if God doesn’t have enough bullshit to worry about, one more of his “followers” claims that he sees the future of America, and the catastrophic doings of a negro … Continue reading

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012 · 2 Comments

Matt Romney: Like Father, Like Son

This is why children shouldn’t campaign for parents running for public office. They lack stage presence (and sometimes the facts, too). And this kid tries to deliver an “Obama zinger” … Continue reading

Sunday, January 1st, 2012 · Leave a Comment

An Episode of the Boondock’s? Nope. Real Black People…

Possibly the most ignorant thing I have seen in a while. Black’s going ‘hog-shit-ass crazy’ over a motherfucking shoe. Excuse my English, but it is one of the worst stories … Continue reading

Thursday, December 29th, 2011 · 2 Comments

“Year End Website Cliches..”

My Roommate post this to Facebook and I just clicked on the link to see the cliche year end “Things We Should Forget” and I must admit they were hilarious. … Continue reading

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 · Leave a Comment

“Can’t Get Enough of Ron Paul…”

I really like talking about Ron Paul and for a number of reasons. Firstly, because the media and the mainstream opinion make him out to be a crazy-know-nothing, who somehow … Continue reading

Thursday, December 22nd, 2011 · Leave a Comment

“Virginia Really is For Lovers”

I know you don’t really care, but being from Virginia (the capital state of the south) and living and working in Atlanta, Georgia (the capital city of the south) I … Continue reading

Wednesday, December 21st, 2011 · Leave a Comment

Politifact Lies

Politifact is a news organization that measures the truthiness of political statements. Well, they’re liars now too. Politifact Has Decided That A Totally True Thing Is The “Lie Of The … Continue reading

Wednesday, December 21st, 2011 · 1 Comment

Huff Post: “Quote of the Year: ‘I am the 99%’”

As the 2011 year comes to a close, and I step one foot closer to the end of my six month grace period for my student loans, now is the … Continue reading

Tuesday, December 20th, 2011 · 1 Comment
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