Monthly Archives: March 2011

“Schwarzenegger v. Entertainment Merchants Association” Irony

By |Thursday, March 31st, 2011|Categories: Humor, Uncategorized|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

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I’ve been lost so long in the monotony of the pending supreme court case, Schwarzenegger v. Entertainment Merchants Association, that I almost forgot to blog about the irony of the star of some of the best violent films ever targeted toward children being the one representing the State of California in arguing the constitutionality of the Violent Video Games Act.

Nice, did it all in one sentence.


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lolz

By |Wednesday, March 30th, 2011|Categories: Uncategorized||0 Comments

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Not gonna lie, in retrospect I feel pretty ridiculous having actually gone through all the trouble to produce that last post.

Jus’ puttin’ that out there.


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How to Make a Waterfall Gravity Bong

By |Wednesday, March 30th, 2011|Categories: Uncategorized|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

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So, given my last few posts which detail tried and true methods of getting away with smoking weed at home and college, I feel obligated to elaborate on the topic of making a waterfall gravity bong, also known as a “waterfall gb” or simply a “waterfall bong“.

I should note, the following


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1,000 Views!

By |Wednesday, March 30th, 2011|Categories: Uncategorized|Tags: , , , |0 Comments

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Actually this is quite late, I’m closer to 1,500 at this point.

I noticed it like two days ago and meant to post something about it then, but yesterday I realized I forgot.

Then today I realized that although I acknowledged to myself yesterday I forgot to write a post about it, I still didn’t actually write the post.

So here I am, writing about forgetting to write about what I’m writing now.


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Epic “Passing By” Moment

By |Tuesday, March 29th, 2011|Categories: Humor|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

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Okay, before I even begin to divulge in this overly descriptive description of an earlier social encounter, I must urge those of you who haven’t read my earlier post, Awkward “Passing By” Moments, to do so prior to reading this one so as to avoid mass confusions.

Alright, now that’s out of the way I need to preface the following story with a brief tidbit of information:

Last


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99 Constitutional Law Case Briefs on the Wall…

By |Tuesday, March 29th, 2011|Categories: Uncategorized|Tags: |0 Comments

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So, I’ve been kind of a lazy sack of shit when it comes to my scholarly responsibilities.

I haven’t literally failed to complete, and now have to make up, 99 case briefs for my constitutional law class…

Just like 30 or so.

I guess that’s around the point you can expect an email along these lines:

Dear James,

I have learned that this Wednesday, March 30, is the deadline for withdrawing from a course with a “W” instead of a


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How to Get Away with Stuff #2 – Smoking Weed at College

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Oh yes, here we are. It’s time for the second post in ewwty’s special How to Get Away with Stuff features. This time we are addressing how to get away with smoking weed at college.

While my readers are already pros at smoking weed at home, I would be remiss if my next step was not to instruct them the safe and


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Problem #2 – No Smoking Indoors

By |Sunday, March 27th, 2011|Categories: Humor|Tags: , , , , , , , , |0 Comments

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Okay well this one isn’t really our fault. But it’s something we have to deal with.

Allow me to textually illustrate what happens in 1971 when I’m smoking outside a building and a young lady approaches, clearly struggling to carry a number of items. Let’s assume it’s a double entrance.

Go outside to smoke a cig * Young lady approaches door carrying multiple items *


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Poop

By |Sunday, March 27th, 2011|Categories: Humor|Tags: , |0 Comments

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Have you ever taken a poop so good it feels like the very devil himself in poop form has been exorcised from the realms of your bowels?

I have.


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Stoner Munchies of the Week: Combos – Jalapeño Cheddar Tortilla

By |Saturday, March 26th, 2011|Categories: Uncategorized|Tags: , , |0 Comments

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Okay so I have decided to make a new theme of weekly blog posts: Stoner Munchies.

These posts will identify one snack item I have thoroughly enjoyed while under the influence of the cannabis plant and review its quality. The end goal being, of course, to build the most comprehensive database of Stoner Munchies the internet has ever seen.

Week #1: Jalapeño Cheddar Tortilla Combos

  • Snack foodCombos
  • Flavor – Jalapeño Cheddar Tortilla
  • Price About $2-4

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My First Marijuana Experience as a Teenager

By |Saturday, March 26th, 2011|Categories: Humor|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

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Oh, this is always a fun story to tell. Oh, what I would give to be a teen on marijuana again. Is there any better combination than marijuana and youth?

Answer: Not for a high teenager there isn’t. I suppose that’s why no one ever forgets their first weed experience. But for all the rest of us, pretty much every combination


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