I’m honestly not trying to be witty with the title, I was just getting pissed off about trying to think of one. Oh, by the way, I guess I should explain what the fuck is going on…
I’m a… well I actually don’t really feel as though I should give out too much information about myself. I mean, the title gives it away somewhat, I am rather young. Fuck it, I’m 21, in college, and a fucking shitty member of society.
That’s just my candid observation. I’m not like one of those punk rocker dudes who’s proud of their status as a shitty member of society. I’m certainly not proud of it, which is why my exact identity shall remain unknown (hopefully).
It is my intent that this blog be a forum for my daily observations of arguably the most lazy, entitled, and apathetic generation of college students, as only one of their own (aka me) can relay them. But mostly it’ll be about me, really. I mean, I’m definitely awesome and interesting enough to have a blog dedicated to myself.
No, I’m not being ironic or sarcastic there. I truly believe that. In fact, I’m surprised I don’t have my own TV show by now. My realization of how egotistical that is doesn’t change this conviction. I don’t know why I’m this way, but most of my peers are too.
See? I’m not even through the introductory post before inadvertently highlighting my generation’s brand of shitty charm. I truly think of myself as a shitty member of society, but also truly believe people should want to read about me.
So, basically, the genius of this blog is that I don’t really care if anyone reads it. I mean, of course that would be nice, but this blog is more for me, a way to keep my sanity I suppose… That plus I smoke a lot of weed. Like, a lot. Like, I don’t really remember my freshman year… Yeah.
But in the case someone does find Everything Wrong With Today’s Youth and wishes to read on, there are some things you should know:
- I cuss a lot. Fuck, shit, dick, bitch. They’re just words, words that happen to fulfill an intended purpose when used correctly. Old people tend to get their diapers all in a bunch over cuss words. That’s why they’re old and stupid and I’m young and brilliant. I assume that if you’ve reached this point, you’re fine with it, and also probably don’t consider yourself old.
- I say “Like” and “I mean” a lot. It’s how I talk and so it is how I write (for this blog). Like, I don’t see the problem with language that drives my expression. I mean, I can definitely write – both technically, analytically, and creatively – better than most English teachers who would throw a bitch fit over the usage of such words.
- I’m sarcastic. Like, I usually find a way to make my sarcasm bleedingly obvious. The general rule of thumb is if I say something that is clearly offensive, I’m being sarcastic.
I guess that’s probably it. Well, I’m gonna get on with my life for the time being.