Monday, March 21st, 2011 Undercover Lesbians
It’s so peculiar. This anomaly that is undercover lesbians.
It has come to my attention recently that a female I know has been engaging in lesbionic relations with another female.
Hey, fine by me. I’m a liberal dude. But why is it always the one you’d least expect? What’s with all the undercover lesbians?
I find that, in general, females who do not outwardly claim to be lesbians or bisexual don’t often engage in such conduct with other females. It happens, of course. But not like in the media. Undercover lesbians are fewer and far between than undercover gay men.
But when it does happen, and I (probably inadvertently) come to hear word of it, it’s never unsurprising. It’s never a person I would expect. The undercover lesbian is never even the least obvious, it’s always like the 5th or 6th person you would have least expected to be a lesbian.
Which is really more surprising when you think about it; everyone knows the very least gay-seeming people are usually almost always probably gay.
What a quirky world.