Monday, March 21st, 2011 Undercover Lesbians
It’s so peculiar. This anomaly that is undercover lesbians.
It has come to my attention recently that a female I know has been engaging in lesbionic relations with another female.
Hey, fine by me. I’m a liberal dude. But why is it always the one you’d least expect? What’s with all the undercover lesbians?
I find that, in general, females who do not outwardly claim to be lesbians or bisexual don’t often engage in such conduct with other females. It happens, of course. But not like in the media. Undercover lesbians are fewer and far between than undercover gay men.
But when it does happen, and I (probably inadvertently) come to hear word of it, it’s never unsurprising. It’s never a person I would expect. The undercover lesbian is never even the least obvious, it’s always like the 5th or 6th person you would have least expected to be a lesbian.
Which is really more surprising when you think about it; everyone knows the very least gay-seeming people are usually almost always probably gay.
What a quirky world.
Tags: gay, homosexuality, Humor, lesbian, postaday2011
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Al
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I think it could be because 1 in 3 girls are sexually abused, which can cause some deviation and mistrust to crop up. Furthermore it’s “so” much weirder in America to be a boy who was fucked with at the wrong time. But girls are looked upon as being sexual objects more often than not, and also: because there is such stigma in men, I think it’s more apparent when a boy is gay. You either go all out or don’t do shit when it comes to sex… it’s a very powerful current in us. Men have a sex drive and a tool- women have a fawning incapacity because of the world which raised them. Fuck life, woe is we.
But yeah- next time you hear another, “my gf is a crazy, power-hungry bitch” story—– think about the stat. I don’t take psychology too seriously, But paradoxes are at the center of life. That means she who controls really is scared.
But unfortunately for you, paradoxal truth does not apply in a nice light- just because you smoke weed all day and do not shit with where you’re at but admit to cycles of self-loathing- does not mean you’re at peace.
I failed every course last semester. Was, am 18. Was you. Weed erry day all day fuck it all need a cig etc etc. But you should consider being more honest and opening up the possibility to create. Admit high is not a high, but dull escape from dullness you paint sober.
Ha! You ask us to reply drunk, so I did. Paradox strikes again!
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Team Oyeniyi
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So do I now put you in the category of those I’d have least expected…..
Not that it matters, I’m liberal! :)