Monthly Archives: April 2011

Why “To Catch a Predator” Revolutionized Entertainment

By |April 24th, 2011|Humor|0 Comments

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You may recall a post I made a little while back regarding the awesomeness of MSNBC weekend programming.

Besides having since learned that I’m basically the only person on the internet who has anything nice to say about what MSNBC plays on their weekends, I have also done quite a bit of thinking about Dateline NBC’s To Catch a Predator. Mostly while watching the program high as shit.

Maybe it’s just


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Busy Week

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Oh Lawd. My apologies for going nearly a week without posting anything. It’s been quite the week.

You will find solace in the fact that the circumstances which gave life to this six day blogging hiatus will be aptly blogged about soon.


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Humorous Social Encounter with Security Guard

By |April 17th, 2011|Humor|0 Comments

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I walk outside my building at around 4:30am to smoke a cigarette. Soon after, a young lady approaches to enter the door.

Ewwwww!!!!

She exclaims, drawing attention to the condom that had been slid over the door handle by an unknown fuckass. It catches me off guard,

Awww, that’s just naasty,

I agree.

Why would someone even do that?,

She ponders.

Short awkward silence. I attempt to break it,

It… doesn’t look like there’s any cum in it… for what it’s worth…

She


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Theme Change

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Some of you may have noticed that for like two days this blog’s theme just randomly changed to something else and then changed back. That was because I thought I liked the other theme better than this one at first but then after a few days I realized that I actually like this one better so I changed it back. I can be quite indecisive at times.

But anyways I still feel like I want


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Cigarette Price Decline

By |April 13th, 2011|Humor|0 Comments

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I’ve happily noticed a decline in the amount of money I’m shelling out for my cigarettes lately.

A pack of Marlboro Lights was at a pretty steady $5.00-5.50 for the past few months, however, as of late they’ve been just a dime or two over $4.00.

I’m certainly not complaining, but what could be responsible for this trend in cigarette prices?

Methinks gas prices have gone up so much, cigarette manufacturers know their customers won’t have much


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Bill Cosby vs. Donald Trump

By |April 12th, 2011|Humor|0 Comments

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This is the best fucking thing ever.

You’d be wise to read about the current feud between Bill Cosby and Donald Trump.

It’s hilarious.


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That’s Soooo Gay!

By |April 11th, 2011|Humor, Politics|0 Comments

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The commercial tries hard to make its point, the website it advertises tries even harder. The argument being made is noble, when you use the term “gay” to describe an adverse situation, or a foolish action or person, it is offensive to the LGBT community. Unless you have succeeded in avoiding contact with my entire generation, you have probably heard the phrase “that’s so gay” used.

When we were younger, we were chastised for using this


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We Need a New Estate Philosophy

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Our nation’s attitude towards the legal concept of estate needs some serious adjustment.

In simpler terms, we need to re-think our entire philosophy regarding how life, property rights, and the state should operate in relation to each other.

To help frame this discussion, allow me to pose a question: What should happen to an individual’s wealth when they die?

Block out everything else. Block out history. Block out current policy. Block out your own current opinion.

Pretend


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Conversations with Strangers

By |April 6th, 2011|Humor|0 Comments

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My inability to understand the motivations behind typical human actions often worries me.

Take conversating (not conversing) with strangers for instance. I have never understood what on God’s green fuck motivates a person to entertain a conversation with a total stranger.

I’m not talking about the online world either. I’m talking about just running into some schmo out in public and talking with them.

I saw this young lady outside of 7-Eleven the other day. When we pulled up,


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Video: Further Insectual Drama

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Okay, the insect situation in my room has just gone from Guarded to Severe in about the last 45 minutes.

Their varieties have grown by significant numbers, and are often exotic in nature, and possibly deadly.

I spotted one of the most repulsive little ugly sneaky fucks earlier and managed to document the finding.


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Oh Lordie

By |April 5th, 2011|Humor|0 Comments

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I told myself I most certainly was not to consume – in any way, shape, or form – marijuana or marijuana related products this morning before my 11:40am meeting with my advisor. I’m meeting with him in regards to my class schedule next semester.

Oh yeah, and the other part of the story is that I just smoked some weed.

And yes, it’s still before noon. Not that that really matters at this point.

The meeting is


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Insectual Encounters

By |April 4th, 2011|Humor|0 Comments

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Ugh, sometimes I hate college.

Today I woke up, stumbled to the sink in my room to brush my teeth, opened the medicine cabinet AND OUT CRAWLED A BIG-ASS MOTHA FUCKIN COCKROACH!

I must say, however, it’s a fantastic way to get your blood pumpin’ in the morning.

Especially if you’re like me and insects of all sorts freak you the fuck out.

Do you people get what they are? Insects, especially cockroaches, are basically fucking aliens, except


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