Humorous Social Encounter with Security Guard
I walk outside my building at around 4:30am to smoke a cigarette. Soon after, a young lady approaches to enter the door.
Ewwwww!!!!
She exclaims, drawing attention to the condom that had been slid over the door handle by an unknown fuckass. It catches me off guard,
Awww, that’s just naasty,
I agree.
Why would someone even do that?,
She ponders.
Short awkward silence. I attempt to break it,
It… doesn’t look like there’s any cum in it… for what it’s worth…
She looks at me weird and walks away to the other door.
I continue to enjoy my smooth yet bold yet smooth again Marlboro Light until a female security guard approaches from afar. I greet her kindly as she walks up to the door. And suddenly stops.
….What’s that?
She asks begrudgingly.
Uh, looks like a condom to me,
I suggest.
Awkward silence. I attempt to break it,
I didn’t put it there… I just didn’t, you know, move it when I saw it.
She looks at me weird and walks away to the other door.
I finish my cigarette and easily manage to open the door without even getting close to touching the unused condom.
Winning.
One Response to “Humorous Social Encounter with Security Guard”
Who would……….. never mind…….. it doesn’t bear thinking about…….. :lol: