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Rev. Al Sharpton’s Blueberry Pie Promo (VIDEO)

Al Sharpton loves blueberry pie. And metaphors.

Sharpton has been anchoring PoliticsNation on MSNBC for about four months now. Obviously, he’s earned his own promo. There’s no way in hell Sharpton is wasting it in a nasty shipyard like Ed. Not the great Reverend Al Sharpton. He’s gonna stick with what he loves.

Yes, Reverend Al. Yes.

Fantastic use of blueberry pie as a metaphor for the surplus Bill Clinton lovingly baked for the country during his time in office. That metaphorical pie was for everyone, and the Republicans used it as a masturbatory devise before devouring the entire thing. 

Blueberry pie Al sharpton

DO NOT EAT THAT BLUEBERRY PIE!

Ew is right.

I effing love Al Sharpton. Yes, I am that liberal. But that’s not even why I love him. He’s like the political activist version of Cliff Huxtable. Also, I have a sneaking suspicion he gets stoned off his ass every day before his show. I know I would.

How can you not love Al Sharpton? Even if you’re a conservative, how could you not love him as a person.

Which is a difference between the personalities of liberals and conservatives. Conservatives hate Al Sharpton. Conservatives hate Rachel Maddow. Conservatives hate those with whom they disagree.

Liberal’s don’t hate conservative political activists. We don’t hate Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, or Sean Hannity. We just wish they’d stop lying to their followers. But if they did that, who would listen to them?

I was just feeling political today.

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