Monthly Archives: January 2012

My Drunk Uncle, Herman Cain…

By |Thursday, January 26th, 2012|Categories: Humor, Politics|Tags: , , |0 Comments

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I hope this doesn’t sound racist…

Herman Cain sounds like my drunk uncle.

Not the cool drunk uncle who tells us funny sex stories and randomly passes out in his own piss. Herman sounds like the stupid drunk uncle, who everyone wishes would get alcohol poison and shut the fuck up.

Every election year, I am marveled at the success of some dumb-ass, “pro-American”, idiot-savant, who emerges in the media lime-light just so the world can watch him make


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Don’t Touch My Goddamn Internet

By |Wednesday, January 18th, 2012|Categories: Humor, Politics|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

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Have you Google searched the word SOPA this past week? Have you noticed the Facebook statuses about how the passing of SOPA will literally destroy all mankind, by taking away creativity and innovation online.

The Stop Online Privacy Act (SOPA) is by far the most opposed bill to be presented in the United States Congress since the Patriot Act (After people read what


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Adding Up Slavery

By |Thursday, January 12th, 2012|Categories: Humor|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

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When I was a child I learned about slavery and some teachers were extremely creative in their method of teaching the sensitive subject matter. However, this story takes creativity to a whole entirely different level. In Atlanta, (Gwinnett County) there is a huge uproar (not really) about a group of teachers using slavery to teach their students math.

Now, when I first read the story I was outraged! This had to be some


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What’d He Say Wrong?

By |Thursday, January 5th, 2012|Categories: Politics|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

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I didn’t even read this “attack-ad” Huffington Post article that came with the video, but I could only imagine it saying something to the degree of “Santorum bashes gays, by comparing being gay to Mormonism.” I don’t know who Santorum offended most with this latest revelation of his.

I’m gonna be honest here and it may sound wrong to those who know my political leanings. Santorum makes sense.

Now, wait a fucking minute


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When God Speaks…

By |Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012|Categories: Politics||0 Comments

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As if God doesn’t have enough bullshit to worry about, one more of his “followers” claims that he sees the future of America, and the catastrophic doings of a negro president which will lead to a “great divide and internal collapse of this great nation”.

Pat Robertson is a prophet of the Christian faith and God often tells Pat secrets that Pat then prays on for “days and days” while running a daily television broadcast.


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Matt Romney: Like Father, Like Son

By |Sunday, January 1st, 2012|Categories: Humor, Politics|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

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This is why children shouldn’t campaign for parents running for public office. They lack stage presence (and sometimes the facts, too). And this kid tries to deliver an “Obama zinger” and his audience doesn’t really catch the punchline.

He could have done some serious damage if he’d slipped up and told the truth about where he’d really heard that “joke”. Everyone knows that is a Mitt Romney classic. I can see them all sitting around


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