Six Good Reasons I Smoke Weed

By |Tuesday, February 5th, 2013|Categories: Drugs, Humor|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , |0 Comments

I am the founder of a blog in which smoking weed is a primary focus (to put it lightly). So it kind of goes without saying: I like to smoke weed.

Anyone who smokes weed often enough has been asked, usually condescendingly, some form of the following question:

  • Why do you smoke

Great Articles about DMT

By |Wednesday, January 23rd, 2013|Categories: Drugs|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , |0 Comments

I’ve been meaning to write something about DMT again. It’s been about a year since I published DMT Experience on this blog. I have been thinking about it in big terms, foolishly. After attempting to fit a lot of information into a solid, concise article, (I wanted to document the origins of DMT’s cult following, among other things), I begrudgingly accepted the realization that I had

2012 in review

By |Sunday, December 30th, 2012|Categories: Uncategorized|Tags: |0 Comments

The stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

19,000 people fit into the new Barclays Center to see Jay-Z perform. This blog was viewed about 150,000 times in 2012. If it were a concert at the Barclays Center, it would take about 8 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.

Click here to see the complete report.

Let Texas Secede

By |Friday, November 16th, 2012|Categories: Uncategorized|Tags: , , |0 Comments

If you keep up with the news, you’re aware that the Texas Nationalist Movement, led by Daniel Miller, has collected over 80,000 signatures from Texans who support secession.

Story here:

petition for Texas secession has qualified to receive a White House response.

As of Tuesday evening, the petition — which asks for the peaceful withdrawal of the state of Texas from the union — had racked up more than 81,000 signatures. (Only 

Death and Vexation

By |Monday, October 1st, 2012|Categories: Drugs|Tags: , , , , , , , , , , |0 Comments

I hate to put a damper on what’s an otherwise lighthearted blog. But that’s life.

An individual with whom I shared an inimitable relationship died a month ago. A month ago tomorrow. Assuming I finish writing this today. Which I won’t. It’ll take some time to organize the obstinate, disheveled thoughts which accompany this particular loss.

The Three People You meet on Facebook

By |Thursday, August 2nd, 2012|Categories: Humor, Uncategorized|Tags: , , , |0 Comments

You ever log into Facebook and notice a Friend Request that you know you’ve accepted before? According to Facebook 4.8 percent of all active accounts are duplicate, non-human, or spam. This comes as no real news to me. In my list of friends now numbering in the thousands, I have always noticed spam friends, duplicate accounts, and friend(ing) friends pets and/or businesses.

The Spam friends

Don’t Eat the Chicken

By |Wednesday, August 1st, 2012|Categories: Humor, Uncategorized|Tags: , , , , , , |0 Comments

The only time I have an urge to eat at Chick-Fil-a is on Sunday… (Un)fortunately, they are always closed on Sunday. It comes with the territory that is the owners philosophy: “Sunday is the day God rested, its the Sabbath and all people’s should have that day off to worship and fellowship in his name”(paraphrased).  This philosophy is Christian because the owner is a devoted

Obama is Stealing My Ideas

By |Wednesday, July 18th, 2012|Categories: Politics|Tags: , , |0 Comments

Okay, so maybe the title of this post is a bit of a stretch. But I couldn’t help but notice something familiar about the controversial comments Obama made in Virginia the other day. Conservatives and Republicans only want you to hear the part where he said “If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that!”

But then again, that’s why Fox News never broadcasts any of his speeches. Because if average conservatives were

How to Get Away with Stuff #3 – Passing a Urine Drug Test

By |Tuesday, June 5th, 2012|Categories: Drugs|Tags: , , , , , , , , |5 Comments

So you need to pass a drug test? My condolences. But you’ve found the right article; this post is all about how to pass a urine drug test  also known as urinalysis.

Notwithstanding the circumstances that forced you into the all-too-common predicament of passing a urine drug test, and regardless of the illegal substances you’ve consumed throughout the adventure of life, there is always a way for anyone to pass a

DMT Q&A with John Jr

By |Wednesday, March 21st, 2012|Categories: Drugs|Tags: , , , , , , , , |0 Comments

As those of you who follow EWWTY know, I published an article last month detailing my experience with DMT. If you haven’t read it you should do so now, it’s really good – and I’m rarely willing to say that about my work.

Anyway, the article attracted far more readers and positive feedback than I could have anticipated; I’ve spent roughly as much time responding to everyone as I did writing the


By |Sunday, March 11th, 2012|Categories: Humor|Tags: , , , , , |0 Comments

I had one of those moments today where I though of something really good to write about.

And then life threw a minor distraction my way, diverging my train of thought for a matter of mere seconds. Next think I knew, I was thrust into that frustrating mental limbo where I could remember having had the idea, whilst possessing absolutely no immediate knowledge of what

Reasons Mormons are Weird: Volume One

By |Friday, March 9th, 2012|Categories: Humor|Tags: , , , , , , , |0 Comments

Surfing through the sewer that is American internet news publications, I came across the following story, which is an elaboration upon an issue has covered at least once prior:

Mormon Church Tries to Limit Baptism of Deceased Jews

Now, you may be wondering, “What the fuck?”

If that’s the case, clearly someone isn’t reading enough news.

Incase you’re unaware: Yes, the Mormon church engages in forced, post-mortem baptisms. Which means