Write for EWWTY

**If your name is Cameron, and you emailed me on April 21st from this page, you entered your email incorrectly. I don’t know what it actually it, but you entered it as ‘hofnerc@hotmail.con’. I thought changing the ‘.con’ to ‘.com’ would work, but it didn’t. Please email me again with the correct email address!**

While I love writing, especially for this blog, I am but a single man, fallible to the distractions of life. If you, like me, consider everything in life that doesn’t involve writing a distraction, I’d love to have you write for Everything Wrong with Today’s Youth.

I mean, you could choose to be all “unique” and “original” by starting your own blog, but starting a blog from scratch sucks. You’d be likely to fall into a series of self-loathing ruts in the process – trust me, I know from experience.

The alternative, of course, is writing for ewwty, where your uniqueness and originality may flourish sans the crushing blow to your ego each time you check your stats.

The cool part is, I’m an easygoing dude. Whether you contribute once a week, once a month, or even less frequently, it doesn’t matter to me. Writing is not something to be forced – especially not the kind of writing I want on this blog.

If you’re interested in this opportunity, please fill out the following form with a sample or two of your writing abilities. If you don’t have any on hand, go ahead and write something – anything – and maybe it’ll end up being your first post! If you’re not in the mood at the moment, no worries! Just include an idea or two of something you’d like to write. Also, be your own advocate. Tell me why you want to write for ewwty, and why you’re right for the job!

Every now and then I’ll go a day or two without checking my email, but typically I check it every day. Generally, I should get back to you within 48 hours, but don’t be discouraged if it takes me a little longer than that.

Be careful to type your email correctly. If you fuck it up I won’t be able to reply!

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