While I love writing, especially for this blog, I am but a single man, fallible to the distractions of life. If you, like me, consider everything in life that doesn’t involve writing a distraction, I’d love to have you write for Everything Wrong with Today’s Youth.
I mean, you could choose to be all “unique” and “original” by starting your own blog, but starting a blog from scratch sucks. You’d be likely to fall into a series of self-loathing ruts in the process – trust me, I know from experience.
The alternative, of course, is writing for ewwty, where your uniqueness and originality may flourish sans the crushing blow to your ego each time you check your stats.
Or I could always write an article for your blog. All I would ask in return is a link at the beginning and/or end of the article back to ewwty.
If you’re interested in either of these opportunities, please fill out the following form with a sample or two of your writing abilities. If you don’t have any on hand, go ahead and write something – anything – and maybe it’ll end up being your first post!
Watch for typos in the Email field. If you fuck it up I won’t be able to reply!