Double Standards

Man, girls have it so much easier than boys. Explanation below.

If I happen to be running a little low on money, what am I to do? Well, as [arguably] a man, I should probably go out and get a job.

But what if I don’t feel like it?

Then I starve.

But if a woman doesn’t feel like it, she has some options.

For instance, masturbating on webcam. Any chick can easily get a job pleasuring herself in front of her webcam for however many hours a day she’s available.

No one is gonna pay to see a man jerk off. Ever.

These are rough times to be a man.

  • Being a women, I sort of agree. I think truck drivers are the only profession to pay a man to jerk off. And before he hit’s his climax, I think they throw him out the door